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What you earn and receive makes you a living; what you give and contribute makes you a life. Passed on by Darren Daily> , Unknown, Added 170811.
Worry is like a rocking chair: it keeps you busy but it doesn’t get you anywhere. Unknown, Unknown. This is the first saying I remember. Added 170726.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Mother Teresa, Unknown. Added 170726.
As a drone pilot, I fly by wire. As an automobile driver, I drive by wife. Willie Ted C. 170702.
Are you a Cindy Lauper girl? Do you just want to have fun? Ideas4Humanity.com, 170630.
Excitement is hope preceded by deprivation. Ideas4Humanity.com, 170628.
Sex is an excuse for some men to kiss, hug, and cuddle like a little baby seeking tender loving care but still appear manly. Ideas4Humanity.com, 170628.
I’m vice-less; although I lie sometimes. Unknown, Unknown.
Four Steps On One Road to Success: 1. Inspiration. 2. A Plan. 3. Support. 4. Accountability. Ideas4Humanity.com, 17????.
You are no Crocodile Dundee. You are more like Lizard Dundee! Ideas4Humanity.com, 17029.
“God does not call the qualified, but qualifies the called.” Day by Day, 140126.
My divine inheritance. Daily Word, 140123.
But I discovered that “I love you” didn’t become cheap from frequent use—it became contagious. Forward Day by Day, 130608.
I do not get butterflies; no, I get vultures! Unknown, Unknown.
God gives us the chance to stop juggling the scattered pieces of our lives on this side of death. Unknown, Unknown.
I am on a diet and can’t eat a whole restaurant meal. Could you come to dinner with me and eat half? Unknown, Unknown.
Bob farts often and blows his boogers on the carpet. One day his wife blew, when she saw him blow a booger. Bob told his wife, “that booger will dry soon, then you can pick it up.” Her response, “Get your stinking ass out of here before that booger dries.” Unknown, Unknown.
Mine is much better than six pack abs; mine’s a full keg. Ideas4Humanity.com, 60928
Better to be scared then dead. Unknown, Unknown.
I weathered the weather. Ideas4Humanity.com 604??.
Mental constipation. Unknown, Unknown.
Uneaten delicious food becomes discarded food. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
If the PR works, everything else works; if the PR fails, everything else fails. Ideas4Humanity.com, 51013.
Got lost in the e-mail. Unknown, Unknown.
I am a Christian; I know that Jesus died for the sins of women. Unknown, Unknown..
I don’t kick ass, that doesn’t hurt much. I kick jaw, that’s usually a knock out. Ideas4Humanity.com, 020203.
Medical school is like trying to drink from a fire hose. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
Now I am at the other end of the stethoscope. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
I have known harmony in the past; I see harmony in the future. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
Fat free milk tastes like water with a dissolved calcium pill. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
HIS FIGHT MOTTO: Float like a cork, sting like a butterfly. MY FIGHT MOTTO: Float like a Hippo, sting like a Rattlesnake. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
I am getting my Burly back. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
(Hold hands above and below my bulging stomach) From here
to here is my zone of disgrace. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
The girls give me tits; I mean tips. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
George Washington loved and grew hot peppers. There were so
hot, they turned his mouth on fire. That explains why he went
thru so many wooden teeth. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
She said, “I am not dog meat.” He replied, “You are not cat nip either.”
How is she? I’ll tell you. I have been unable to sleep ever since I met her on the internet. Now that I have met her in person, I will be able to sleep. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
Your mom is a real work of fart. I mean art. Ideas4Humanity.com, Unknown.
QUOTES FROM OTHERS:
“There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.” President John F. Kennedy, unknown.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. Einstein, Unknown.
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