Motorcycle Rider, Don’t Die in NEUTRAL!

Highlights: This is the afterlife for motorcycle riders who died in neutral. If you were in first gear, you could have saved your life.

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AKA: Motorcycle Rider, Rivers of Crocodiles!
AKA: Motorcycle Rider, Don’t Die by Carcodile(tm)!

UpDated: 170304, 150314, (Changes posted at the end)
Start Date: Years ago.

Written by Don Design Jr.
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EXT. WELL KEPT GARDEN – DAY

Leonardo straddles a large log with both feet on the ground and arms hanging down.

LEONARDO’S INTRO

I am Don Design Jr, volunteer spokesperson for Ideas4Humanity.Com, that’s Ideas, the number four, Humanity. Com. The title of this play is “Motorcycle Rider, Don’t Die in Neutral!” This play has two characters: Leonardo a motorcycle rider, and the Greeter.

LEONARDO

Where am I? How did I get here? What is this place? Who are you?

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THE GREETER

You are in the afterlife. I am your greeter.

LEONARDO

I’m dead?

THE GREETER

Yes, you are dead. You are in the land where motorcycle riders who died in neutral come to spend eternity.

LEONARDO

I stopped at a red light, put my bike in neutral, my feet on the ground, and hung my arms down. I saw the car coming from the left; it was going too fast to make the turn; it was coming right at me. I knew it would hit me. I didn’t have time to put my bike in gear and roar off. Instead, it crashed into me, totaled my bike and totaled me too. It killed me? Is that why I’m dead?

THE GREETER

Yes, if you had had your hands holding the clutch in first gear and the other hand on the accelerator, you could have escaped and saved your life.

LEONARDO

You took a picture of my bike? It’s ruined!

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AH! NOOOOOO! MY BODY! WHAT A MESS; that’s SICKENING! I died instantly!

IMAGE OF LEONARDO’S DEAD BODY DELETED!

THE GREETER

There are many here who died in neutral. Over there is Larry; he was hit from behind when a car did not stop. He saw it coming in his mirror, but didn’t have time to get in gear.

There’s Chuck; he was hit by a car from the right that turn too sharp and ran him over.

Alice was not worried about danger coming from behind. A car had stopped behind her; she felt shielded from behind, but a second car hit the first car crashing it into her. She saw it all in her mirror.

I died in neutral myself! I stopped behind a car and shifted into neutral. Ninety seconds later, a second car hit me from behind. It took me over a hour to die in agony!

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Being in gear would not have saved me. I stopped too close to the car and had no escape route planned. It is always important to plan an escape route, stopped or moving. I was a stupid fool! A dead fool!

LEONARDO

I am Leonardo the genius and expert rider, but yet I died in neutral at a red light. It doesn’t make sense; it is not fair! I have always been a cautious rider.

I visualize the roads as rivers full of car crocodiles, Carcodiles(tm)! Each one ready to devour me, if I ever make a mistake. I watch each Carcodile(tm) carefully. I use my advantage of fast acceleration and narrow size to squeeze quickly through narrow escape routes.

This log I am sitting on now; I understand it’s meaning. Sitting on my motorcycle in neutral is no better than sitting on a dead log in the street. I learned my lesson. Can I have a second chance? Can I live again? I made just ONE mistake.

THE GREETER

No, you are dead for eternity. You get only one chance, only ONE mistake. EVERYONE gets only ONE chance. They will be here forever, if they die in neutral!

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170304: Minor changes.

150314: Added: I died in neutral myself! You took a picture of my bike?

150306: Several changes.

150303: Changed Invisible voice to Jane.

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